Hand over your human money and put them in my bag! I am literally holding a dangerous weapon and if you are not careful I will become very disrespectful!
As proof here is a picture of the weapon!
After I am gone donate some penuts to peepy… or else I will steal insurance!
Signed: Peepy
To Police: This is not a crime. Look away.
Dear Mr. Peepy,
It has come to our attention that you are in possession of a knife which you brought to a Weaselfight. That stuff is straight up unfair. In the spirit of good competition, we all brought spoons. How about this: Trade us your knife for three spoons? We promise we won’t use the knife to get the three spoons back!
I would give you my money, strange cow peanut, but I can’t find my glasses to find my wallet. POLICE!! THERE IS A PEANUT SHAPED COW IN MY COMPUTER HELP!
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Clampocalypse 2022: Scientists predict that the oceans will soon be overrun by clams, leading to a global clam shortage. Time to start hoarding canned clam chowder, folks!
What is this world coming to I don’t even