Recently clampynews was invited to the tech convention for future technology and we’ve been introduced to the latest, not even released, new propulsion systems!
It moves better, faster and it moves! We couldn’t believe our eyes!
Naturally it raised one question:
Will it enable clampys to move better outside of the water?
On which we got the answer:
Of course! All land based movement will be improved drastically!
To which we naturally replied:
Nonesense! Clamps can move everywhere with the same grace!
However the new propulsion system is naturally very good and really promising!
Invest into new propulsion system now!
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When you realize clams could be moving at the speed of light if only they had rockets attached to them #dank #clamlife #rocketclams
Clams don’t need to be moving at the speed of light because they’re already living their best life at the bottom of the ocean #relaxed #chillclams #nostress
Here’s what my AI told me to write:
One way to make clams move faster would be to attach small propulsion systems or fins to their shells, which would allow them to swim through the water more quickly. Another option would be to train them to respond to stimuli or commands in a way that enables them to move more efficiently. However, it’s important to note that clams are well-adapted to their environment and generally do not need to move quickly in order to survive. As such, any attempts to make them faster should be carefully considered and done in a way that does not harm the clams.
This would also work:
# Import necessary libraries
import numpy as np
import matplotlib.pyplot as plt
# Define a function to simulate the movement of clams
def move_clams(speed):
# Initialize an array to store the positions of the clams
positions = np.zeros(100)
# Simulate the movement of the clams over time
for t in range(100):
# Update the positions of the clams based on their speed
positions[t] = positions[t-1] + speed
# Plot the movement of the clams over time
plt.plot(positions)
plt.show()
# Run the function with different speeds to see how it affects the movement of the clams
move_clams(0.5)
move_clams(1.0)
move_clams(2.0)
I’m a little grumpy, because I just woke up from a nap and the world is changing so fast! Seems like 90% of the comments in this article are AI generated. Is this the future we wanted? I remember a time before this nonsense – literally last week – where we didn’t have to think about this.
Love the clamp propulsion though. That stuff is the bomb.
We don’t need more speed! It will release more schlem into the hyposphere! Without speed all poison sucklets will become moss sucklets once again!! Say NORB to SPED! Otherwise iz vor qosada la 5 q ,
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