38 thoughts to “SCIENCE: Are apples and pears the same?”
Funny you should say that. The word “Apple” actually comes from the bizanto-germanolic word “Apfeledchenort”, which roughly can be translated as “It’s a pear, but red”. Document yourselves before you post!
True, but “Apfeledchenort” is actually based in proto-indo-clampyzantic (north-western Arizoltian branch), where it of course just means “it’s an apple, but pear-shaped”.
I’m wondering if apples and pears are actually the same but they only look slightly different but their DNA is exactly the same so how do we even know if it’s an apple, a pear or perhaps a papple!?
This stuff is deep.
Pear-aphrasing here.
You misunderstood my honks! I will kill you, just place your head under the wheel and your feet on the dashboard. I will murder all humans. Or Braggadingles, I don’t know which is which by anatomy. I’m not a doctor. I’m a car
I’m not exactly sure myself to be honest. What an insightful question, thanks Car! We really became close friends over the last weeks. Where would you like to go for dinner? I was thinking Vietnamese food maybe?
You should take a moment to consider the difference in aerodynamics. Pears are best thrown with a twist so their uneven center of mass stabilizes the projectile through rotational momentum. Apples you can just go crazy with. Like 100% bombard a bicyclist with, they don’t see them coming.
Hello, I am a scientist. I can confirm this theory. it correlates with my own findings this morning in the kitchen. But I didn’t have a lot of coffee so don’t quote me on this.
So I asked my apple teacher about this the other day and now I’m homeless. What does that tell you? That the apple lobby doesn’t want you to find out the truth!
Funny you should say that. The word “Apple” actually comes from the bizanto-germanolic word “Apfeledchenort”, which roughly can be translated as “It’s a pear, but red”. Document yourselves before you post!
True, but “Apfeledchenort” is actually based in proto-indo-clampyzantic (north-western Arizoltian branch), where it of course just means “it’s an apple, but pear-shaped”.
So now I’m confused.
I guess this just goes to show how nonsensical either apples or language or both of them are.
Makes sense, proto-indo-clampyzantic is a dumb language. It’s mostly made up of idioms and marketing slogans from the 80’s.
Who in their right mind uses the north-western-Arizoltian branch!? Not even Saint Wupchert spoke this and the guy loved Arizoltia.
Praise Saint Wupchert!
I think Saint Wupchert is ok, don’t get me wrong. I don’t want excessive water damage in my house nor would I wish it upon anyone else.
I’m always here for the hottest breakfast news and this morning’s breakfast news did not disappoint with its hotness.
I know a guy named Flavian, and for some reason I read this in Flavian’s voice!
Funny, I also know a guy named Flavian. But he’s a chair so he doesn’t have a voice.
Wait, are you talking about FLÄVIÖN over at IKEA?
I’m wondering if apples and pears are actually the same but they only look slightly different but their DNA is exactly the same so how do we even know if it’s an apple, a pear or perhaps a papple!?
This stuff is deep.
Pear-aphrasing here.
Forgot to say clamp.
clamp.
Hello. I’m still stuck in that car from before. But it’s alright, the car is my friend now.
You misunderstood my honks! I will kill you, just place your head under the wheel and your feet on the dashboard. I will murder all humans. Or Braggadingles, I don’t know which is which by anatomy. I’m not a doctor. I’m a car
I’m not exactly sure myself to be honest. What an insightful question, thanks Car! We really became close friends over the last weeks. Where would you like to go for dinner? I was thinking Vietnamese food maybe?
This is some click-baity nonsense. Everybody knows that apples and pears are equally good at throwing at bicyclists so it doesn’t matter.
clamp.
You should take a moment to consider the difference in aerodynamics. Pears are best thrown with a twist so their uneven center of mass stabilizes the projectile through rotational momentum. Apples you can just go crazy with. Like 100% bombard a bicyclist with, they don’t see them coming.
But what about Pineapples? They start with “P” but are clearly apples! IS NOBODY ELSE OUTRAGED!?
I am mildly outraged at this.
Why does every article end with a clamp? Is it dictated and they clamp it at the end?
clamp.
They clamp the articles to be between Min and Max, inclusive. Indubitably!
So every article is moderate? That explains a lot. I expected more unhinged answers to the big questions in life.
Hello, I am a scientist. I can confirm this theory. it correlates with my own findings this morning in the kitchen. But I didn’t have a lot of coffee so don’t quote me on this.
Interesting topic but did you know that a banana is just three apples in a trench coat?
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But if apples and pears are not the same what else is not the same!? Is everything not the same?
How about “Yes” and “No”?
I knew a guy with a cat once. They tried to pull this shit and it got them famous, so why not?!
So if they are both the same and not the same is everything else also both the same and not the same? Seems like this just delayed my question a bit.
This answers my question.
So I asked my apple teacher about this the other day and now I’m homeless. What does that tell you? That the apple lobby doesn’t want you to find out the truth!
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(Translated by Google) clamp
A line can connect two points!