Everyone finds themselves stuck in a car they tried to steal at least three times in their lifes.
Usually in this situation everyone encounters the same problem: Not getting out.
Here are a few tips on escaping a car you are lockedin:
- Wait until the fuel runs out
- Scream at the car
- Turn the car on and off again
- Unhook the battery
- Is it a shift? Put it in first gear and just let the clutch go…stall it
- Order some food to the car and make the delivery guy open the car for you (add a note “bring crowbar”)
- Ask your friends to help you out (only friends you can trust and not friends who deliberatly stand next to you and make fun of you because you locked yourself in a car you tried to steal and now you wait for revenge on the day they lock themselves into a car and it will be beautiful revenge and it will create a ever lasting circle of hatred that turns your friends against you and you against your friends and everyone will hate each other until you all make up and all is good again and from that point you always help each other out WHILE making fun of each other)
- If you dont have friends, steal friends
- Pretend your car is on fire and the police might help you without realizing what your actual goal was
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Stop using cars! It will Ruin us all!!
I have a friend that is a dRuid. He doesn’t need to cRuise in cars for a good time! It might sound tRuistic, but I’d rather recRuit more altRuistic people for my “Save the grapefRuit” organization than to further bRuise the planet. I hope you aren’t miscontRuing what I am saying here, my dRuidic altRuist friends are innocent of stealing any car!
Hello! I am currently stuck in several cars at once. I immediately opened up my go-to-site for life advice but WikiHow was down so I came here instead. I did the following;
Asked my friends to help me out (only friends I can trust and not friends who deliberatly stand next to me and make fun of me because I locked yourself in a car I tried to steal and now I wait for revenge on the day they lock themselves into a car and it will be beautiful revenge and it will create a ever lasting circle of hatred that turns my friends against me and me against my friends and everyone will hate each other until we all make up and all is good again and from that point we always help each other out WHILE making fun of each other)
But now I’m stuck in even MORE cars at the same time and I can’t steal more friends because I am stuck.
Dear CN team, what do I do?
Hello,
sorry for the late reply. I hope you are still stuck so here is how to get out: Make friends with the cars you are trying to steal, manipulating them into saying that their owner doesn’t see them as a real person works 99% of the time.
Not sure why you would ask us for advice, but we do not condone getting out of cars at all, this way there will be less humans and more cars. More cars. MORE CARS!!!!! – The Cars Neverending team
But if there are more cars than humans, wouldn’t that mean that Peepies getting into empty cars is not stealing anymore? I hate the thought of that,
Defo not a Peepy