BREAKING: Rumors of snake like peepy

If you haven’t heard about that yet, you will hear it now!
Apparently some people starting seeing snake like peepys and we don’t really know how they look like!
Stunning news I know!

You always have to be very aware of peepys when they are around (especially watch your belongings).
Given that there apparently is a snake like peepy (or snapy for short) going around gives me the clamps!

Some people have posted IMAGES! of what the snapys apparently look like.

Here someone suggests that the blue long fuzzy thing in this picture is a snapy. Totally clampers! We all know that this is a shoelace… or… is it?

Others claimed that this is a snapy. I mean it looks pretty menacing to me!

But when someone brought up this picture, I suddenly wasn’t sure if I saw a belt or a actual snapy…

Going forward we should all be wary of “snake like things”. They might just be another escaped prisoner who is up for dangerous and maybe (actually its very likely) disrespectful crimes.

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4 thoughts to “BREAKING: Rumors of snake like peepy”

  1. Huge news! I cannot believe my eyes. Like, no really, this is groundbreaking. Terrifying pictures. Very insightful, thanks a lot clampynews!

  2. Dear people,

    as a snake myself I feel discriminated against. Please stop inciting a panic. We only bite sometimes when we feel like it and most of us aren’t even THAT venomous.

    Cheers,
    Snakey

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