Great news!
And even bigger NEWS!
If you haven’t heard about it yet, you are outdated and therefore not a real clamp. This is a FACT.
Back to the important topic! Soon and maybe by the time you are reading this, Clampy’s Theme will be revealed!!!
Just like a shell opening up we will finally be able to see and most importantly hear the fine arts of this established artist.
By visiting clampynews you are legally required to listen to Clampy’s Theme if available.
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Dear News, Clampy,
I can’t believe it’s finally happening! I’m as happy as a clam!
Yours,
A Clamthusiast