WHICH ONE IS THE MONEYMAKER AND WHO IS THE HOMEWORK EATER??? If you watch over one or more itemlabel prisoner it is important to learn their hierarchy.This is done best by matching them in a 1 vs 1 match! We recommend to put up the brackets like this. Recommended rules: After you determined the winner […]
ECONOMY: Mark Schmuckerhill guessed incorrectly!
Guessed what incorrectly?! Well if you are a big homework eater you would realize that this is a economy article! If you have a Short Interest in Stocks and in their Black Swans you should be reading this. Some Market Correction was done and the Bottom Fishing is over now and the results show! Just […]
SCIENCE: Clampy’s Theme scientific breakdown
This article will give you a FULL breakdown of what CLampy’s Theme is all about!
ART: Clampy’s theme approaching
Great news! And even bigger NEWS! If you haven’t heard about it yet, you are outdated and therefore not a real clamp. This is a FACT. Back to the important topic! Soon and maybe by the time you are reading this, Clampy’s Theme will be revealed!!! Just like a shell opening up we will finally […]
ECONOMY: Watch out for knock offs
It came to the internets attention, that the breakthrough adopt a criminal company, also under the name as itemlabel, has reached enough fame to have it’s own knockoff from a certain company. This is BIG news since a certain company is not only spreading more criminals into the world but a certain company is also […]
BREAKING: Rumors of snake like peepy
If you haven’t heard about that yet, you will hear it now!Apparently some people starting seeing snake like peepys and we don’t really know how they look like!Stunning news I know! You always have to be very aware of peepys when they are around (especially watch your belongings).Given that there apparently is a snake like […]
GASTRONOMY: Too many clamps ruin the stomach?
Recently evidence was brought up that too many clamps can give you a stomachache. Little did I know… it is true! While suffering from too many clamps I decided to research the best way to cure it.Turns out pumpkins are a great cure, be it pumpkin soup, pumpkin pie or pumpkin clamps. Yet the most […]
BREAKING: Clam impersonator arrested for appropriation
COULD THIS BE THE CULPRIT? Local Mark says Clampy ate my keychain. clamp
ECONOMY: A big clamp ahead?
What we know about the coming recession and how to scam your Dinkle into giving you money during these harsh times. clamp
SCIENCE: A clamp to be reckoned with
The new space telescope launched by a science oriented and not revengeful company recently discovered a very dangerous and disrespectful asteroid on near collision course with earth.Too far away to get a clear image and a accurate trajectory, but data so far shows a near miss of the asteroid. The new space telescope managed to […]