We at Clampynews haven’t posted anything recently, but not without a reason!We went to an area that nobody has heard about, maybe most never will.But that’s exactly why we had to be there, to spit greed into it’s face by shining the light onto the dark shadows that want to stay hidden! Disclaimer: By dark […]
Category: Peepy
HISTORY: Unclamping the truth about fire!
Everybody knows fire, but is it really real?NO! We figured out that fire is not a real thing! Some people at some point invented fire and that’s how we all know about it. Here is the origin story:At some point freezerburnpy was discovered by some humans. They figured that freezerburn is a funny and hurtful […]
PEEPY: Peepy was here
Hand over your human money and put them in my bag! I am literally holding a dangerous weapon and if you are not careful I will become very disrespectful! As proof here is a picture of the weapon! After I am gone donate some penuts to peepy… or else I will steal insurance! Signed: PeepyTo […]
SPORTS: AXOLOTLPY, TIGERPY or THICC BRUNGUS
WHICH ONE IS THE MONEYMAKER AND WHO IS THE HOMEWORK EATER??? If you watch over one or more itemlabel prisoner it is important to learn their hierarchy.This is done best by matching them in a 1 vs 1 match! We recommend to put up the brackets like this. Recommended rules: After you determined the winner […]
BREAKING: Rumors of snake like peepy
If you haven’t heard about that yet, you will hear it now!Apparently some people starting seeing snake like peepys and we don’t really know how they look like!Stunning news I know! You always have to be very aware of peepys when they are around (especially watch your belongings).Given that there apparently is a snake like […]
BREAKING: Mega Peepy sighted!
We’ve just got a report coming in that A MEGA PEEPY has been sigthed!We recommend to not approach it if seen. Slowly move backwards while keeping a hand on your posessions. Survivors mentioned that it acts in BIG CRIMES!! TikTok video of a victim (body has not been found yet) clamp