If you haven’t heard about that yet, you will hear it now!Apparently some people starting seeing snake like peepys and we don’t really know how they look like!Stunning news I know! You always have to be very aware of peepys when they are around (especially watch your belongings).Given that there apparently is a snake like […]
Category: Crimes
BREAKING: Clam impersonator arrested for appropriation
COULD THIS BE THE CULPRIT? Local Mark says Clampy ate my keychain. clamp
SCIENCE: A clamp to be reckoned with
The new space telescope launched by a science oriented and not revengeful company recently discovered a very dangerous and disrespectful asteroid on near collision course with earth.Too far away to get a clear image and a accurate trajectory, but data so far shows a near miss of the asteroid. The new space telescope managed to […]
BREAKING: Mega Peepy sighted!
We’ve just got a report coming in that A MEGA PEEPY has been sigthed!We recommend to not approach it if seen. Slowly move backwards while keeping a hand on your posessions. Survivors mentioned that it acts in BIG CRIMES!! TikTok video of a victim (body has not been found yet) clamp