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Category: BREAKFAST NEWS
HISTORY: Unclamping the truth about fire!
Everybody knows fire, but is it really real?NO! We figured out that fire is not a real thing! Some people at some point invented fire and that’s how we all know about it. Here is the origin story:At some point freezerburnpy was discovered by some humans. They figured that freezerburn is a funny and hurtful […]
SCIENCE: Are apples and pears the same?
Figure out the anwser to everyones favorite question in this article!
BREAKING: Clamping the other way?
Is a LGBTQ+ itemlabel prisoner coming??? What does that mean? Evidence of something spotted!!!!!!!!! Local Nita says Be gay, do crimes! and then runs off dual wielding some coffee.We hope this answers all your questions, thank you. clamp
ECONOMY: Mark Schmuckerhill guessed incorrectly!
Guessed what incorrectly?! Well if you are a big homework eater you would realize that this is a economy article! If you have a Short Interest in Stocks and in their Black Swans you should be reading this. Some Market Correction was done and the Bottom Fishing is over now and the results show! Just […]
SCIENCE: Clampy’s Theme scientific breakdown
This article will give you a FULL breakdown of what CLampy’s Theme is all about!
ART: Clampy’s theme approaching
Great news! And even bigger NEWS! If you haven’t heard about it yet, you are outdated and therefore not a real clamp. This is a FACT. Back to the important topic! Soon and maybe by the time you are reading this, Clampy’s Theme will be revealed!!! Just like a shell opening up we will finally […]