Recently evidence was brought up that too many clamps can give you a stomachache.
Little did I know… it is true!
While suffering from too many clamps I decided to research the best way to cure it.
Turns out pumpkins are a great cure, be it pumpkin soup, pumpkin pie or pumpkin clamps.
Yet the most effective pumpkin cure is to have the pumpkin as a whole!
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Good day!
I eat clamps for breakfast. Literally every day I start off with eating clamps. And honestly, who’ds gonna stop me? Society? The upper 10000? The Pope? As far as I’m concerned the pumpkin lobby is the real villain here. They’ll go to any length to get me to stop eating clamps. Can’t let the pumpkin lobby win!
IL GIVE YOU PMPKIN TO TALK ABOUT! WHAT DID THE SICKK PUNKIN SAY? I DONT FEEL SO GOURD ~~