It came to the internets attention, that the breakthrough adopt a criminal company, also under the name as itemlabel, has reached enough fame to have it’s own knockoff from a certain company. This is BIG news since a certain company is not only spreading more criminals into the world but a certain company is also […]
Month: October 2022
BREAKING: Rumors of snake like peepy
If you haven’t heard about that yet, you will hear it now!Apparently some people starting seeing snake like peepys and we don’t really know how they look like!Stunning news I know! You always have to be very aware of peepys when they are around (especially watch your belongings).Given that there apparently is a snake like […]
GASTRONOMY: Too many clamps ruin the stomach?
Recently evidence was brought up that too many clamps can give you a stomachache. Little did I know… it is true! While suffering from too many clamps I decided to research the best way to cure it.Turns out pumpkins are a great cure, be it pumpkin soup, pumpkin pie or pumpkin clamps. Yet the most […]
BREAKING: Clam impersonator arrested for appropriation
COULD THIS BE THE CULPRIT? Local Mark says Clampy ate my keychain. clamp
ECONOMY: A big clamp ahead?
What we know about the coming recession and how to scam your Dinkle into giving you money during these harsh times. clamp